Daily Phat Jam is a collaborative project between a bunch of friends that enjoy jams and writing about them. We do this in our spare time as a way to share music we like, both new and old, with each other and our other friends who we couldn’t con into writing for this website.
If you are interested in writing about jams please drop me a line at georgecvarney[at]gmail.com and include a sample post. If you do currently write for this blog and want a staff bio here send it to me at that email too, along with your twitter handle and picture (if you want).
Lmao Chris you have our phone numbers dude.
Drew Gieseke (drewgieseke)
Drew is a stock portfolio analyst by day and independent fashion barber by night. He specializes in undercuts and “Wolf of Wall Street” Facebook memes. He has read “Atlas Shrugged” to the point of absolute internalization, so that his consciousness is a powerful mixture of inner-monologue and Ayn Rand scripture. He currently serves on the board of directors for Jabroni State University.
Chris Varney (dailyphatjam)
Chris is a 22-year-old nobody. He lives for two goals: 1. Invent boat shoes that allow the wearer to walk on the surface of the water at a reasonable price point (<$30) 2. Ghost write songs for Nicki Minaj (rumors are circulating about a future hit called “Bad Ones”). He started this site so he could stay cool by co-opting the music tastes of his sophisticated friends long after college. So far so good.
Seth’s a millennial with all kinds of millennial problems. When he was a kid, his older siblings convinced him he was getting a plastic butt for Christmas. He’s a fervent believer that Pam Beesly is the absolute devil. He likes music and knows most of the planets. I’m giving up talking in the third person because my therapist says I need to accept what a piece of shit I am and stop disassociating.